To the one who comes for infertility, but is 46 years old:
"Yo ovary done grow old"
To the couple after I've explained the most fertile time of the month to concieve, who are now finished consulting:
"Now yu and yo man go make pikin"
The explanation of a hysterectomy (pikin=child/children):
"We gon move yo house fo pikin"
Do you have abnormal vaginal discharge?:
"Yu done got bad water from de woman skin"
Have you been to the witch doctor/traditional healer?:
"Yo done drink country mercy?"
Have you had a period/menses?:
"Ya done see ya time fine? It de come fine?"
Have all of your prior deliveries been vaginal, or any c-sections (pikin=child/children)?:
"All yo pikin dun come tru de woman skin?"
Have you ever had a miscarriage?
"Some belly be dun spoiled?"
Have you ever had a D&C?:
"De be done wash yo belly?"
We need to do a semen analysis (pickin=child/children):
"We be check yo man pikin water"
"Dat place where de egg done come from"
"Dat door fo house for pikin"
You have male factor infertility, the semen analysis is abnormal:
"If dem sperms no swim, ya no get pikin"
How many wives does your husband have? (husband=master/owner - hey, I didn't come up with it):
Un a de how many fo yo masseh?
Is the relationship monogomous?:
Yo masseh got noder woman fo outside?